Monday, February 6
Concerned that Gnome may be contributing to the recent floods in and around the village, local resident Rod Rubber, hastily excavated a temporary privy for the guy. This not only successfully hid the gushing moulded parts from view but also, as those familar with pressure washer hose may have observed, served as an excellent place to dispose of said implement before the Water Authority twigged the real cause: over-Volvo-washing. A presumably late member of the Mexican band Los Sombreros also appears to have come to an untimely end beneath the village tarmac - but that's another story.
Posted by Andrew Hill at 11:54 pm
Having had a word with Jet on the subject of relieving oneslf in public, it was suggested that, as Gnome seems to have become resident at No 4 (Hmmm.. was at No 3, now No 4 . . . watch out No 5 . . ! Ed), the fitting of a fitting cat-, er, gnome flap, might be a jolly good idea.
Posted by Andrew Hill at 11:49 pm